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ALKOHOL JE ČOVJEKOV NAJVEĆI NEPRIJATELJ.
SAMO KUKAVICA BJEŽI OD NEPRIJATELJA.
NIKADA NE PIJEM,OSIM KAD SAM SAM ILI KAD SAM U DRUŠTVU.
MI SE BORIMO PROTIV ALKOHOLA. UNIŠTAVAMO GA.
NEKI PIJU OD RADOSTI, NEKI OD TUGE A NEKI OD JUTRA.
STVARNOST JE ILUZIJA UZROKOVANA NEDOSTATKOM ALKOHOLA.
WISH YOU WERE BEER.
TEK SAM POČEO PITI A VEĆ IZGLEDAŠ DOBRO.
BOLJE BITI MRTAV PIJAN NEGO SAMO MRTAV.
BORBA ZA MIR JE ISTO ŠTO I TUCANJE ZA NEVINOST.
BRAK JE ONO ŠTO DOLAZI POSLIJE ŽIVOTA A PRIJE SMRTI.
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Izreke

DJEVOJKE SU KAO VAZE. DOK U NJIH NEŠTO NE STAVITE SLUŽE KAO UKRAS.
IDEALNA JE CURA LIJEPA,PAMETNA BOGATA I PO MOGUĆNOSTI MOJA.
DIPLOMACIJA JE KADA GOVORIŠ "LIJEP PSIĆ" DOK NE NAĐEŠ KAMEN.
DRKANJE JE KAD UZMEŠ SREĆU U SVOJE RUKE.
DRKANJE JE KAD OD RUKE NAPRAVIŠ PIČKU A OD KURCA BUDALU.
DRKANJE JE SEXS SA NAJVOLJENIJOM OSOBOM.
NAJBOLJA JE DROGA IZMEÐU DVA PARA NOGA
P I Č K A - SASVIM MALA STVAR, ALI ČOVJEKA VESELI.
P I Č K A JE OZNAKA SPOLA, A P I Z D A KARAKTERA.
INCEST JE IGRA KOJU MOŽE IGRATI CIJELA OBITELJ.
MODERNA JE ALGEBRA KAD U 4 UJUTRO VADIŠ KORIJEN IZ NEPOZNATE.
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PARADOKS JE KADA UMIREŠ OD ŽEÐI U PUSTINJI, A IMAŠ VODU U KOLJENU.
PESIMISTI SU :
ili DOBRO OBAVJEŠTENI OPTIMISTI
ili OPTIMISTI SA ISKUSTVOM
ili OSOBE KOJE IZMEÐU DVA ZLA ODABERU OBADVA

POSTOJE TRI VRSTE LJUDI, ONI KOJI ZNAJU BROJATI I ONI KOJI NE ZNAJU BROJATI.

PUBERTET JE KADA ŽENSKI GLAS MUTIRA IZ "NE"U "da".
SAMOUBOJSTVO JE NAJISKRENIJI OBLIK SAMOKRITIKE.
SLOBODA JE KIP U NEWYORŠKOJ LUCI.
UBOJSTVO JE EXTREMNI OBLIK CENZURE.
UMRIJETI ZNAČI PRIJEĆI NA STRANU JAČEGA.
BOEING (747): ZVUK KOJI PROIZVEDE AVION KADA PADNE NA ZEMLJU.

BOLJE JE BITI AKTIVAN DANAS NEGO RADIOAKTIVAN SUTRA.
BOLJE ISPASTI BUDALA NEGO IZ AVIONA.
POSTOJE DVIJE VRSTE NESREĆA: NESREĆA KOJA NAM SE DEŠAVA I SREĆA
KOJA SE DEŠAVA DRUGIMA.

BOLJE PET DO DVANAEST NEGO NI JEDNU POSLIJE
BOLJE PUŠITI K U R A C I ŽIVJETI KO' LORD NEGO PUŠITI LORD I ŽIVJETI KO' K U R A C.
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Bolje Tenis Na Posteru Nego Penis Na Tosteru.
Bolje Voditi Ljubav Nego Psa.
Bolje Vrabac U Ruci Nego Bijela Fleka Na Ramenu.
Bolje Živjeti Cijeli Život Kao BogataŠ Nego 7 Dana U Bijedi.
Tko Prije Umre DuŽe Je Mrtav.
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Mali Oglasi


IZNAJMLJUJEM SOBU SA POGLEDOM KROZ PROZOR.

MIJENJAM BRAČNI KREVET ZA VANBRAČNI.

MIJENJAM DIJAFRAGMU ZA PNEUMATSKU BUŠILICU.

MIJENJAM DVA KANARINCA ZA JEDNU DOBRU ŠEVU.

MIJENJAM SOBNU LAMPU ZA DVOSOBNU.

PRODAJEM AUTO U DIJELOVIMA OD RIJEKE DO OPATIJE.

SUBJEKT TRAŽI OBJEKT RADI GLAGOLA.

TRAŽI SE TELEPATA. ZNATE KAMO SE MORATE JAVITI.

VILA U ROVINJU, KUĆA U OPATIJI, MERCEDES, JAHTA U IČIĆIMA. NIŠTA NE PRODAJEM SAMO SE HVALIM.

ČUVAM ŽENSKU DJECU OD 18-25 GODINA.

MIJENJAM POLJSKI WC ZA ČEŠKI.
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Molim Vas Da Ne Crtate Gole Žene Po Zidovima, Sav Sam Se Izlomio.

Izreka "opreznost Je Majka Mudrosti" Nije Istinita. Da Je Bila Oprezna Ne Bi Bila Majka.

Bolje Šutjeti I Biti Smatran Budalom Nego Progovoriti I Otkloniti Svaku Sumnju.

Bolje Vrabac U Ruci Nego KamenČiĆ U Cipeli.

GrijeŠiti Je Ljudski. Ali Ako Vam Se Gumica IstroŠi Prije Olovke, Malo Ste Pretjerali.
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Ljubav Je Slijepa. Zato Se Zaljubljeni Toliko Pipkaju.
Ljubav Je VjeČna, Objekti Se Mijenjaju.
Mi O Vuku A KaraÐŽiĆ Na Vrata.
Želite Paradajz U Tubi Or Not Tu Bi. (shakespeare)
Oko Za Oko - Pasta Za Zube.

Ej Maro, Ej Marice, Ne Na PiŠu, Ne Na PiŠu Bez Kabanice.

Pecam ZnaČi LaŽem.

Prvo SkoČi Pa Onda Padni.

Smrt FaŠizmu, Sloboda - VeleŽ 3:2

Sto Ljudi Sto Čudi. Sto Žena 200 Sisa.

Suprotnosti Se PrivlaČe Pa Se SvlaČe.

Sve Je Sranje Osim PiŠanja, A I PiŠanje Je Sranje.
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>>>> MIJENJAM DVA KANARINCA ZA JEDNU DOBRU ŠEVU.

Koje boje ti je ševa, imam čak četiti kanarinca
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misliš - koju boju ševe preferiram? ja tražim ševu jer imam višak kanarinaca, čitaj bolje, inače - ljubičaste isključivo
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